JuJuBee: Bullets

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Bullets

It's been a while since I pulled out the old bullets. Speaking of bullets, I sure coulda used one this evening. For me of course. My first bullet list shall consist of things I heard come out of my first born child's mouth this evening between the hours of 4 and 8 p.m. EST. Keep in mind that he has been possessed by the devil himself and if I were Santa Claus, I would definitely be flying right past this house. I digress:
  • No
  • I said no!
  • I want a new mommy
  • You are a mean, mean mommy today
  • Don't talk to me
  • I am done talking to you
  • Why won't you just buy that (blahsy blah...insert unreasonably expensive and unearned toy here) for me!
  • Listen woman... (yes, he said this)
  • I am not listening to you
  • I want to live in the car and not with you, mean momma
  • No
  • No

I'll stop there before I tarnish the boy's reputation as a sweet, quiet, loving and mindful little cutie pie. Let him tarnish that for himself.

My next bullet list will outline next week's activities for which I am not prepared and probably will never be prepared for. My Christmas wish involves a maid coming over next week to clean the house and pack my bags for me.

  • Clean the house
  • Grocery shop for party
  • Buy and wrap presents to take to New York on Friday
  • Babysit Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday
  • Throw a party for Mr.JuJu's employees at our home
  • Attend LittleJuJu's Christmas program at school
  • Attend a party at Mr. JuJu's boss's home
  • Pack bags for LittleJuJu and myself
  • Do laundry so as to have clean clothes to pack
  • Find clothes that I still FIT INTO to pack
  • Get LittleJuJu a haircut
  • Eat
  • Sleep
  • Bathe
  • Breathe

Those last four are completely optional as food, rest, cleanliness and a pulse are for the weak.


• Posted by JuJubee @ 12/09/2004 10:20:00 PM
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